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  Gris and Wold Rp Story

Posted by: imported_wold
11-02-2007, 06:06 AM
Forum: Britannia Times (Role Playing Only)
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This is a story about Gris and Wold and there journey into Imaginenation Xtreme…

[COLOR="Red"]WARNING
This story was written without any morals or intelligence
It contains swearing and sexism
We used characters without the permission of their owners
And therefore the views and actions of the characters may
be exaggerated and... made up to what we wanted
If you do not wish to read the best story in the world
I'd suggest you close your window now... [/COLOR]

This is Gris
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hes the hardest mother phucker on the streets alot of crackers found out that the hard way and alot more are about to

And don't you dare forget about Wold
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Hes a legend the only thing he can't break into is his own stash hes tight with his money but loose with other peoples

Were from the east side of Britain... the slums. Were what you consider the lucky ones, we managed to get out. At a young age we started selling some nightshade on the streets of Brit to get by. As we got older we started on some harder crime stealing whatever we wanted, whatever we felt like. As we grew our reputation grew and we caught the eyes of Messiah the boss of Empire one of the biggest Gangs in Britain. He helped us, gave us a better life made us what we are today...

Now we live by only one rule

"Make us your friend we got your back for life, make us your enemy and Imaginenation ain't big enough for you to hide in"

Now let us begin...
*lights a spliff*

It was a few days ago and it was what seemed to be just another normal day of crime. We woke up in Empires lavish mansion on the east side of Brit slipped on our shoes, doorag and baggy jumpers and pants all showing off our Gang colors to show peeps we ain't playing round and to REPRESENT! Anyway.. when we were ready we made our way to Messiahs office

Who's Messiah you ask?
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You gotta be kidding everyones heard of our main man Messiah! Hes the King Ping the Big Boss you probably think of him as a
Drug Lord, you catch the drift. This guys filthy rich and who said crime doesn't pay? Consider it lucky to be able to roll with this guy and trust me! TRUST ME! you don't want to get on his bad side. Hes got more connections than you have fingers. You don't want to join the other bodies lying in the gutters of Brit so don't go messin round in his business! YA HEARD ME!

Anyway... after greeting Messiah it turned to business, he wanted us to run some errands. Messiah asked us to sell some nightshade in Brit and check on Empires b!tches running the corners of Brit. We had done it a million times and considered it one of the easier tasks we’ve had to do. After saying our goodbyes we decided it time to head into Brit bumping into our homeboy Slim on the way out.

This is our homeboy
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This crackers quick on his feet! He's dodged more bullets... I mean.. arrows than 50 cent!! You need to call on someone Slims your man he'll be there no matter what. This guys like a clock always reliable and always on time! Even if the odds are against him he will stand by your side.

After catching up with Slim we made our way into Brit. We decided to quickly check on our b!tches to see how business is going and to make sure their alright. There they were in all their glory wearing skimpy clothing and strutting their booty along the street. They were being ordered around by our head mistress Maya.

Man this girl is hot
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(proper pic lost in INR forever... p.s. Maya is elcid hehe)
But don't get me wrong you don't want to catch this girl in "season" she will snap you like a twig. We have a little saying about the guys who decide to take this crazy PMS b!tch on.. "Sticks and stones WILL break your bones...your face and leave you and your family dead in the gutters of Britain" Not to mention you touch her you got the whole of Empire lookin to whoop your ass! Moral of the story: Don't Phuck around with this b!tch!

Anyway after confronting the b!tches we found business to be good. But all was not good when one slut decided to open her mouth when she thought she wasn't receiving what she was entitled to. She yelled "I need more money! I can barely feed my children and I'm behind on rent!" Gris shook his head immediately knowing what was about to happen. Wold took a glove from within his pocket slid it on his hand and proceeded to dip it in a pouch of powder. The whore paced backwards at the sight, pleeding with Wold "Please, please don't im sorry" Wold ignored her whines stepped forward and gave her face the full weight of his PIMP hand. She was knocked unconscious which didn't seem to bother Gris or Wold as they left her lifeless body on the side of the road.

This situation was under control so we decided to forefill our other errand. We went to our usual spot and without success, an hour had passed without a single customer. This was not good if we didn't sell anything Messiah wasn't going to be happy and if Messiahs not happy, were going to be b!tch slapped back into our mummas uterus. We made the decision to cross into the West Side of Britain and compete with rival gangs for some customers. We knew it was dangerous but crime is always dangerous and it was a risk we needed to take. All was going well we had a steady flow of customers and no problems from rival gangs in the area.

Or was it?
DUN DUN DUNNNNNN!!!!

All we heard was the sound of horses galloping and before we knew it 3 or 4 hooded figures, was hard to tell at the time, came riding at us. Gris yelled to Wold "Get down its a ride-by!!!" It was to late they had caught us by surprise as they withdrew their 9mm crossbows. They let off round by round as they rode by and after what seemed like an eternity they hooned off into the distance leaving us laying on the side of the road. Wold whispered to Gris "Are you alright?" after Gris patted himself down he replied in a surprised tone "yeah... yeah im good.. they missed." We stood up knowing we were lucky to escape with our lives, but it wasn't over yet. In the distance we heard the sirens *cough* voices of guards making their way towards us. Gris cussed "Damn its the PIGS!" We called our homeboy Magus otherwise known as the Mount PIMP!

This is Magus
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this crackers got crazy weapon skills he had my back since preschool if it uses regs hes casted it! This cracker can hook you up with the flyest ride in the whole of Imagination! You don't believe me? Just check out this PIMPed out ride!!

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Just look at the chromed hooves and leather saddle.. this shit makes me cream my pants

Don't worry i wasn't gonna leave ya hanging! We called Magus on our cell phones(i just couldn’t find a UO substitute so deal with it!) and he was on his way. In the matter of seconds he had arrived to pick us up. We jumped on the horses and burnt it off leaving the Guards in our dust. As we rode back to the Empires Gang Head Quarters only one thing was on our mind revenge. With Messiahs permission we investigated the event with the Town Cryers... Somehow they always know whats going on we checked out their website www.uselessfacts.com/towncryers and found out it was the Notorious Goblin-Unit. It was time to get our payback we called in the troops, both Magus and Zoah were going to come along...

Zoah.. whats there to say about Zoah
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You see this guy and your screens gonna fade to black. He'll phuck people up... he fast as shit to! This kid was born with the ability to kill. He came out of his mumma with a bag of regs and a spellbook ready to phuck people over! You want something done bring this guy with ya!

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  RP story for Vampire

Posted by: imported_Unreal
11-02-2007, 02:50 AM
Forum: Britannia Times (Role Playing Only)
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It was a dark lonely night and a man was born to a beautiful woman named Akira and strong warrior named Torak the boys name was Monoxide. Monoxide was a very upbeat boy always helping his father and mother with anything he could.He longed to be like his Father and become a great warrior and follow in fathers footsteps.Monoxide was trained by his father Torak as a young man with the help of his Fathers best warriors in his Army,such as Ghudabul and a man named Syn.Monoxide grew to become one of the greatest warriors of Lord Britians Army and making his Mother and Father very proud..Little did they know they're lifes would all change forver..

Monoxide was sent off to fight the Lord Blackthorns Army at a early age of 16 but he was not afriad rather proud to be able to follow in the path his father had and his fathers father..Monoxide had fought this battle for 2 years and Lord British's army had finnaly gained control back over Britinia.Monoxide was so strong and had did great during battle they had givin him medals of honor and even raised his rank to Captian..He was so excited to get back home to show his father what he had accomplished.Monoxide was then to return home in 3 days and he had no idea what he had in store..


Upon arriving at the dirt path to his parents keep Monoxide could sense something was wrong becuase non of the flowers at the entrance were growing this year and his mother took great pride in her Herbal and Gardning skills.Monoxide rushed down the path and to the keep..when he pulled up to the keep he had noticed the barn was burnt to the ground and all the livestock was roaming free and looked to be starving..Monoxide rushed into the Keep only to find nothing the keep was a wreck thing throwin everywhere and blood splatter all over the walls.Monoxide then ran out into the backyard to look around to find both of his parents heads mounted on a post with a sign made from lumber that read:You Owed me Your lifes and I told You I would Collect.Monoxide exploded into tears and and fury.he then made a Vow to get to the bottom of who did this and repay them the way they did his parents.

Monoxide set out on his journey changing his name to Unreal to represent what had happened to his family and what he didnt want to except also so no one would know his parents or who he was so he could optain information.Unreal Then seeked out a vampire anyone he could and to his surprise upon sitting at a Inn one nite he learned of a castle in a Town named Serpants Hold That was a Casket for these vampires..Unreal travled there to try and speak with the Vampires and Upon arrival it was mid day and he come across the first casket and opened it and starting burning one of the Vampires with the Light and asked his name the Vampire said Valas Unreal told him what he wanted and this is what he told him" Give me Eternal Life Like You So I can Hunt for my parents Murderer or I will Open this casket All The Way and watch you burn!" Valas Had no choice but to do what he was told or hed be dead.That nite Valas Turned Unreal into a Vampire and asked him why he would want to do such a thing and Unreal told him his story..Valas liked the story and used it to munipulate Unreal into killing everyone he canme across becuase soioner or later one of the People would be the Murderer of Unreal's family....
And do this Day Unreal Murders the innocent and anyone else who gets in way...searching for his parents killer with his NEW family Vampire!


I shall need my rp iteams for the guild and that shall be it.Thank You

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  Sphere.

Posted by: imported_Diabolical
11-02-2007, 01:59 AM
Forum: Suggestions & Ideas
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Meditation doesn't work like on sphere. You can be hit, then it will take sometime after even though you're tabbed out to regain your mana. Basicly it makes the skill even more useless than it is.

Also, you lose mana from fizzling, you never lost mana on sphere from fizzling. You may of lost reags, but never mana.

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  whats up with dl

Posted by: imported_Turmoil
11-02-2007, 01:50 AM
Forum: Technical Issues
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uhhh first ima say uh hi to everybody, been awhile since i played uo... lost my cd of course and now im sitting here waiting for god damn thing to download and the ****sucker is taking for ever, anyone know where i can get it faster

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  9PM EST "**** Fighting Tournament"

Posted by: imported_Mephisto
11-02-2007, 01:23 AM
Forum: General
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Thats Right, Please read This Post For More Details.

http://www.in-x.org/forums/showthread.php?t=1567

It is sure to be Fun, And you Can even make a Few Coins Too!

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  Guild chat

Posted by: imported_juggobuggo
11-02-2007, 01:03 AM
Forum: Suggestions & Ideas
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I asked a staff member today if guild chat works... apparently it doesn't, and there is some kind of decision from the staff to NOT implement the guild chat.

I know there was no guild chat on sphere but COME ON! The guild chat was like the single thing I actually LOVED with RunUO. With a guildstone worth 250k I would actually like to have the ability to speak with my guildmates simultaneously.

I rarely complain. BUT GIVE ME THE GUILD CHAT!!! I can't even put in words how annoyed I am. Do I really have to add every single guildmember on MSN and then start a group conversation every time I just want to ask if someone wants to hunt? Or use the .on command and send the message one by one to all members?

We have the .on system to send messages. We can start a party to be able to speak to each other in privacy. What is the reason for not having a guild chat??

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  Slight annoyance with my UO.. any suggestions?

Posted by: Synapse
11-02-2007, 12:08 AM
Forum: Technical Issues
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Hello all! First and foremost, I have to say great job on this shard! I haven't played UO since IN1 went down.. oh so long ago, and it's great that a sphere replica shard was made and put onto RunUO.. I've been waiting for this since the day IN1 died. Anywho, back to my initial question..

So I have my client updated to the newest updates via uo, then i put in the IN:X stuff.. but now when I double click a person, (such as to make them my last target and what not), it brings up this annoying blue thing around them.. it never used to be like this and I have to hit escape to make it go away! I think it was in the newest patches, but I was wondering if anyone knew of a way to get rid of this?

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  Spam at Brit bank

Posted by: imported_Zoalqill
11-01-2007, 11:25 PM
Forum: General
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The spamming of names are really ridiculous around Brit bank at times. Wouldn't it be an idea to forbid at least training hiding/stealth around that area? You can barely say a word before there's 10 names over your text and unable to read unless you hover the text. The journal is filled in 5 seconds so that won't help you what so ever either. I mean right now if there's 40 people around the bank at least 20 are training hiding or stealth.

Just my two cents.

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  Makaveli

Posted by: imported_Lord Makaveli
11-01-2007, 08:31 PM
Forum: General
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when i first started playing here my name was Makaveli... i see some people confusing me with the Admin... i dont know what's wrong with some people but Maka or Makaveli are 2 different names... i have allot friends who remember me only by the name Makaveli...

thx for reading...

NO I AM NO ADMIN!!! Cool Cool Cool

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  does in-x works with windows vista?

Posted by: imported_Dynamite
11-01-2007, 07:51 PM
Forum: Technical Issues
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Hey XUO players you might remember me Smile. I might join in-x to see if I like it. Can anyone answer my question? thanks
Dynamite

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