[Eru]

Stop hijacking my thread with gay moderator talk.

Oh yeah, aight. Aight, I put on my robe and wizard hat.
I cast Lvl. 3 Eroticism. You turn into a real beautiful woman.
I meditate to regain my mana, before casting Lvl. 8 Cock of the Infinite.
I spend my mana reserves to cast Mighty F*ck of the Beyondness.
Don't f*ck with me *****, I'm the mightiest sorcerer of the lands.
I steal your soul and cast Lightning Lvl. 1,000,000 Your body explodes into a fine bloody mist, because you are only a Lvl. 2 Druid.
Robots are trying to drill my brain but my lightning shield inflicts DOA attack, leaving the robots as flaming piles of metal.
King Arthur congratulates me for destroying Dr. Robotnik's evil army of Robot Socialist Republics. The cold war ends. Reagan steals my accomplishments and makes like it was cause of him.