[imported_Skorpion]

1) you need help :p

2) that never happened because you cant tell the story because you were eaten by the swamp drago

1) yes, i'll concede

2) not if the audience is my fellow inhabitants of heaven, or if I came back as a ghost. But if I came back as a ghost I would have probably haunted a blacksmith and gotten him or her (female blacksmiths are hotter than Jessica Alba, well maybe not, but still hot) to make some shadow swamp dragon armor. Then it would have sucked cause as a ghost I wouldn't have been able to move it to give it to Swampy (thats what I named him). I would have had to then haunt Swampy and get him to attack the blacksmith to get the armor from him. Unforunately that would probably cause the blacksmiths neighbors to kill Swampy in revenge, so he'd be screwed that way too. I guess thats why I wouldn't haunt a blacksmith. Yep the heaven answer makes more sense in this case. Poor Swampy.