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Your Alibi is B S: No normal person takes a poop and then sits in the bathroom after doing the deed to "enjoy" a magazine while it smells of human fecies for 20 minutes. The end.
Oh and Swanny, why do you have to bring gingers into the convo. I will break your legs while you sleep and light your house on fire
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please close this thread, it has all been worked out now ty
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I still dont beleive you took 20 mins to poop!!!!!!
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I've regularly taken 20+ mins for a crap. Do the crossword, look at the funnies, maybe even read the 3rd page story ( I read the Sun it's usually a pair of 19 y/o tits.) Taking 20 mins to relieve yourself is a rare occasion in thses stressed times. Perhaps you have a colon blockage. Or an ulcer. I personally like to have a nice long clearout shite, 2 mins for the runny stuff then a good 15 mins for the haystacks.. Make sure all the bombs have been dropped and you go back to base with a nice clean bay. Maybe this should be a vote?
Wow, I have definently got to make retarded threads just to see swanny's remarks. Good god that was hilarious.
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when the hell did this become a pooping thread?
PLEASE CLOSE THIS THREAD
god damn i cant believe you guys write so much takes so long to read a simple anwser will do
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I shat on you. Simple and succinct.
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Dammit you guys, after reading this post I have to take a crap :o
... maby it was that Mc'y D's but Dammit im at work.
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Closed because the creator of the thread wanted it closed.