[Eruliaf Cipe]

Most of you will know me as Machelia. Anywho I cant wait to be pwning newbs outside of bb. luck to all.

[phobia]

shit son if i new how to install uo i would reskill your punkass

[Paulie]

phobia its in the technical support area there is a link to download UO and the patcher, not that hard to figure out from there it is all explained in Eru's guide

[phobia]

sir i am just a simple animal fucker i know not of these computers.

[Shade]

These days even animals use computers, just ask one of your horses to lend you a hand.

[phobia]

but i am too old to play uo any more i just want to post a RP story and never log on the shard

[Shade]

You are never too old for ultima online!

[phobia]

i love you, you green fucker!!!!!!!

[Shade]

I love you too, you animal fucker!!!!!!!

[Eru]

Get a room. Or don't... could be fun to watch an animal fucker fuck a green fucker.

[Israfil]

This is by far the funniest thread I have ever read.

[phobia]

the funny thing is that shade really does love me and my animal fucking ways