[Eru]

I think that we should routinely replace peoples houses with DEATH HOUSES that lock them in and then spawns traps and creepy little gollum things until it finishes them off, then cuts their corpse and a tribe of cannibals come in the window to fight over the body parts, then they make a fire out front and throw everything in a cauldron and invite their extended family over for brunch to discuss the finer points of head shrinking.

Then it goes back to a normal house.