[imported_kitehimuro]

The guard raised an eyebrow. Two weirdos trying to gain entrance to the great Dungeon on the same night? Except this one actually seemed outright mad, with his brown wide-brim hat, skirt-like green pants and an impossibly long peach-coloured scarf.
"Ah hello! I'm Kite, and I need to get down there BEFORE they manage to locate the Stattenheim Remo... I mean.. the.. Diamond! If that happens, and it falls in hands inexperienced with it's operation, they might rip a hole in the fabric of reality the size of Moonglow! Well, perhaps even the size of the whole Moonglow Archipelago if they get greedy and set the coordinates a tad higher..."
"I have no clue what are you talking about good sir, but the only thing you might find down there is your doom. The taskforces of many great kingdoms are down there searching for the gem, and they aren't quite fond of weirdos trying to usurp them of their rightful claim."
"Aaaah well that just adds to the excitement doesn't it, good guardsman."
"You are mad, sir. I suppose it doesn't hurt if you go down and perish, I'll just act if I didn't see you passing by me." the guard sighed and unlocked the door.