11-02-2007, 06:08 AM
Now there’s something you need to know about Serpents Hold before we go any further. Serpents hold is like the Compton of Imagine Nation. Its where all the hardest hardest gangstas, pimps and drug lords hang out… also don’t forget about the ho’s on almost every corner. These people won’t let you stay long…unless your there to cut a deal, so make sure to keep on the move and avoid being seen.
We had mustered up a small gang now and were heading through the backstreets of serpents hold trying to find this so called Goblin-Unit. After stealthing and moving quietly through the back streets for quite sometime we all heard some cheering and screaming coming from the north, we all stopped dead in our tracks and listened for a few moments and decided as a group the noise sounded like a bunch of crazed gobos, vampires and drugged up nightshade addicts. Gris gave Magus and Zoah a slight shove forwards and muttered “you two go first… I got your back” while taking a few steps backward so he wouldn’t be first in the line of sight. Magus and Zoah as always didn’t seem discouraged and proceeded to lead us to a hiding spot overlooking the event that seemed to be generating the large amount of noise. The event was taking place inside a large hall type building so we all gathered to a small window making sure we were out of sight and couldn’t be seen by anyone inside or outside of the large building. As we peeked through the window we saw the unimaginable occurring humans, gobos and vampires all gathered in a pack in front of a stage and not fighting. They all were facing the stage where a goblin and vampire seemed to be rap battling… a fat ogre paced around the stage looking out over the crowd in front of him before stopping and pointing to the goblin yelling to the audience “first up! The gobo you all know as Busta-Tunes” a beat began to play in the background and the goblin began to lay out some verses:
Mega in DA HOUSSSEEE!
Why Youga hide behind a hood
Is it coz youga faces noga look good
Youga look a little pale
Like you drank to much ginger ale
Cant youga handle youga booze
Why don’t youga go back home and take a snooze
Mega rolling on piles shinies
Now let mega leave youga with mega hiney
*pulls down pants and moonies his opponent*
The ogre signaled to cut the beats and bellowed out “OWWW! Times up! Now it be Bloodmoney the vamps turn! Play the beats!” and as he said those last words the beats began to pump once again:
Check it…
Yo.. Yo..
It’s your boy!
Hey little Gobo that’s one ugly hiney
Noone wants to see that it’s disgusting and grimey
You talk about my skin how bout yours its green
You should cover that shit up it should never be seen
You gotta be kidding me, Cmon please
You have to jump up and swing to hit me in the knees
As the ogre cut the beats and yelled out to the audience trying to decide who the winner was Wold spotted the goblin gang that had hit em up before… Wold quickly whispered to Gris “there they are… those dirty b!tch ass mofos” who then passed the message onto Zoah who then passed it to Magus who had received a considerably altered message because Chinese whispers had somehow occurred along the way so Magus replied to the group “what does chicken kebabs have to do with anything???”. However before Magus received an answer Zoah butted in “the gobos are leaving fast! It looks like they are angry with the result of the rap battle”.
It was time for action we followed the Goblin-Unit from quite a distance back to their hood which was actually just a bunch of tents a little way past the outskirts of Serpents Hold. We gathered in the woods just by the Goblin-Units tents all geared and mounted. Zoah whispered to us “lets hit em like they hit you… ride by style!” and in that instance we rode as fast as a v8 twin turbo towards Goblin-Unit who didn’t even expect us. Hitting them with everything we had EB! EB! EB! FS! FS! FS!!!111 CREATE FOOD…. *coughs*. A few of them fell dead without even getting a chance to fight back and the rest of them fled into the woods(Sort of like Forsaken… Recall Recall Recall hehe). Magus and Zoah dismounted as the last goblin fled and went straight to the tents to find some loot whereas Gris and Wold seemed fixated on the shoes a few of the Goblins were wearing.
Tailored to perfection, a perfect white pair of sneakers lay before them with an imprinted logo on the back heel of the shoe labeled ‘G-Unit’. Gris and Wold started pulling off a pair each from the dead Goblins feet while chatting to each other “I guess G-Unit is short for Goblin-Unit” said Gris “Yeh Yeh… quite a catchy phrase” replied Wold. Revenge had been sought after and dealt as the gang headed home with their pockets and backpacks full.
Just another day in the hood…
[This story was written by me and Gris… we are hoping to get a reward from this story in the form of white newbied shoes named “G-Unit Sneakers”]
Please feel free to reply with comments and constructive criticism.
We had mustered up a small gang now and were heading through the backstreets of serpents hold trying to find this so called Goblin-Unit. After stealthing and moving quietly through the back streets for quite sometime we all heard some cheering and screaming coming from the north, we all stopped dead in our tracks and listened for a few moments and decided as a group the noise sounded like a bunch of crazed gobos, vampires and drugged up nightshade addicts. Gris gave Magus and Zoah a slight shove forwards and muttered “you two go first… I got your back” while taking a few steps backward so he wouldn’t be first in the line of sight. Magus and Zoah as always didn’t seem discouraged and proceeded to lead us to a hiding spot overlooking the event that seemed to be generating the large amount of noise. The event was taking place inside a large hall type building so we all gathered to a small window making sure we were out of sight and couldn’t be seen by anyone inside or outside of the large building. As we peeked through the window we saw the unimaginable occurring humans, gobos and vampires all gathered in a pack in front of a stage and not fighting. They all were facing the stage where a goblin and vampire seemed to be rap battling… a fat ogre paced around the stage looking out over the crowd in front of him before stopping and pointing to the goblin yelling to the audience “first up! The gobo you all know as Busta-Tunes” a beat began to play in the background and the goblin began to lay out some verses:
Mega in DA HOUSSSEEE!
Why Youga hide behind a hood
Is it coz youga faces noga look good
Youga look a little pale
Like you drank to much ginger ale
Cant youga handle youga booze
Why don’t youga go back home and take a snooze
Mega rolling on piles shinies
Now let mega leave youga with mega hiney
*pulls down pants and moonies his opponent*
The ogre signaled to cut the beats and bellowed out “OWWW! Times up! Now it be Bloodmoney the vamps turn! Play the beats!” and as he said those last words the beats began to pump once again:
Check it…
Yo.. Yo..
It’s your boy!
Hey little Gobo that’s one ugly hiney
Noone wants to see that it’s disgusting and grimey
You talk about my skin how bout yours its green
You should cover that shit up it should never be seen
You gotta be kidding me, Cmon please
You have to jump up and swing to hit me in the knees
As the ogre cut the beats and yelled out to the audience trying to decide who the winner was Wold spotted the goblin gang that had hit em up before… Wold quickly whispered to Gris “there they are… those dirty b!tch ass mofos” who then passed the message onto Zoah who then passed it to Magus who had received a considerably altered message because Chinese whispers had somehow occurred along the way so Magus replied to the group “what does chicken kebabs have to do with anything???”. However before Magus received an answer Zoah butted in “the gobos are leaving fast! It looks like they are angry with the result of the rap battle”.
It was time for action we followed the Goblin-Unit from quite a distance back to their hood which was actually just a bunch of tents a little way past the outskirts of Serpents Hold. We gathered in the woods just by the Goblin-Units tents all geared and mounted. Zoah whispered to us “lets hit em like they hit you… ride by style!” and in that instance we rode as fast as a v8 twin turbo towards Goblin-Unit who didn’t even expect us. Hitting them with everything we had EB! EB! EB! FS! FS! FS!!!111 CREATE FOOD…. *coughs*. A few of them fell dead without even getting a chance to fight back and the rest of them fled into the woods(Sort of like Forsaken… Recall Recall Recall hehe). Magus and Zoah dismounted as the last goblin fled and went straight to the tents to find some loot whereas Gris and Wold seemed fixated on the shoes a few of the Goblins were wearing.
Tailored to perfection, a perfect white pair of sneakers lay before them with an imprinted logo on the back heel of the shoe labeled ‘G-Unit’. Gris and Wold started pulling off a pair each from the dead Goblins feet while chatting to each other “I guess G-Unit is short for Goblin-Unit” said Gris “Yeh Yeh… quite a catchy phrase” replied Wold. Revenge had been sought after and dealt as the gang headed home with their pockets and backpacks full.
Just another day in the hood…
[This story was written by me and Gris… we are hoping to get a reward from this story in the form of white newbied shoes named “G-Unit Sneakers”]
Please feel free to reply with comments and constructive criticism.