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so there i am.
i come home after hunting me treasure all day.
to this...
after waking up the drunken slob, he just ran around puking his guts out all over me lawn.
landlubbers can never handle the rum.
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HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAAHAH you gotta ****ing love the admins on this shard xD
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In my defense I went there to answer a page and was waiting so long I decided to help myself to a drink or two while I waited. I thought to myself, anyone who would summon me would surely offer me a drink, as I finished the 8 bottle. Of course drinking that much made me sleepy, so I went upstairs to take a nap. When he finally got back, he woke me up as he was taking pictures of me passed out half naked on his bed! However, I was suddenly overcome by the massive amounts of alcohol in my bloodstream and needed to run out so I wouldn't vomit in his house. I will be back to punish you for your perverse ways though, thanks for reminding me.
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Aye. i buried the photographs. they are located........
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