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Important: Adendum to nOx's PvP Guide! - Eighty Swords - 12-22-2007

Since I'm such a nice guy, I'm gonna let you all in on the ultimate pvp tactic that nOx told me about two weeks ago. The instructions are pretty non-uo related, but bare with me.

Step 1) Get some crackers.
Step 2) Get some crunchy peanut butter (smooth works too).
Step 3) Remove the Lid.
Step 4) Using a plastic knife (can't have metal, kids might hurt themselves) put some peanut butter on the crackers.

Do NOT eat it yet.

Step 5) Smell the peanut butter.

Now you're thinking "oh wait, i could use some nutella on this shit."

Step 6) Get some nutella.
Step 7) Remove the lid.
Step 8) Using a plastic knife (can't have metal, kids might hurt themselves) put some nutella on another cracker.
Step 9) Make a cracker sandwich.
Step 10) Eat the cracker sandwich.

Repeat steps 1 to 10 as many times as desired before proceeding to step 11.

Step 11) Now you pvp and own everyone.

Side effect(s) may include but are not limitted to;

-having an orgasm.
-creating a dependency on nutella and peanut butter cracker sandwiches.

*Warning: Product may contain traces of peanuts. Do not consume if you have allergies related to peanuts.*

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Important: Adendum to nOx's PvP Guide! - imported_Jimmar - 12-22-2007

Heres my pvp guide.. need atleast 3 people

6 fs scrolls per naked person w/horse..

Make a lastspell/lasttarget macro..

Spam away and win..

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Important: Adendum to nOx's PvP Guide! - Eighty Swords - 12-22-2007

ok here's my counter: silverwolf and scarecrow. try again.

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Important: Adendum to nOx's PvP Guide! - imported_Smurtle - 12-22-2007

If three people kill you, well, I think you should probably make more friends or get better. ;/

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Important: Adendum to nOx's PvP Guide! - imported_n0x* - 12-22-2007

Eighty Swords Wrote:Since I'm such a nice guy, I'm gonna let you all in on the ultimate pvp tactic that nOx told me about two weeks ago. The instructions are pretty non-uo related, but bare with me.

Step 1) Get some crackers.
Step 2) Get some crunchy peanut butter (smooth works too).
Step 3) Remove the Lid.
Step 4) Using a plastic knife (can't have metal, kids might hurt themselves) put some peanut butter on the crackers.

Do NOT eat it yet.

Step 5) Smell the peanut butter.

Now you're thinking "oh wait, i could use some nutella on this shit."

Step 6) Get some nutella.
Step 7) Remove the lid.
Step 8) Using a plastic knife (can't have metal, kids might hurt themselves) put some nutella on another cracker.
Step 9) Make a cracker sandwich.
Step 10) Eat the cracker sandwich.

Repeat steps 1 to 10 as many times as desired before proceeding to step 11.

Step 11) Now you pvp and own everyone.

Side effect(s) may include but are not limitted to;

-having an orgasm.
-creating a dependency on nutella and peanut butter cracker sandwiches.

*Warning: Product may contain traces of peanuts. Do not consume if you have allergies related to peanuts.*

Pita bread, not crackers damnit

I also suggest squeezing your own nuts 'till your petuitary gland explodes

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Important: Adendum to nOx's PvP Guide! - imported_Deadwrong - 12-22-2007

ouch!!

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